Jebediah is a miner. When Robert Redford came to town in 1981 with his festival and his "dag-blammit THC sound system," the ground rumbled so much that the mine caved in on Jebediah as he was working. Jebediah died instantly and spent the next 16 years in Hell, playing gin rummy with the Devil.
But Jebediah appeared at the Slumdance Opening Ceremony, having been awakened from the dead by the Slumdance Love Vibe, and announced his intention to "kick that Robert Redford's ass." But the psychoanalytically inclined Vagrants of Slumdance quickly convinced Jebediah that he was merely projecting his anger for his abusive father onto Robert Redford. The Vagrants convinced Jebediah that he should choose to kiss Robert Redford's ass rather than kick it.
After the Vagrants instructed Jebediah in proper ass-kissing technique, Jebediah was converted. Jebediah announced his new goal: to kiss Robert Redford's ass by the end of Slumdance. And he offered to kiss any other ass that could help him get to the goal ass.
John Pierson complied, sort of. (Sorry, no picture--it happened too fast.)
Film Threat editor Chris Gore complied:
But the greatest leap for Jebediah to date occured when a camera crew from the Sundance Channel showed up on January 20 at the Silver Mine, where the Vagrants were having a screening and a party.
Jebediah convinced reporter Laurie Pike to pull down her pants (well, halfway), and he planted a wet one on her ass. Both parties seemed gratified by the incident. Jebediah is sure he is well on his way to kissing Robert Redford's prize behind now.