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Note To Self

The desert is no place to be in the summer.

No wonder they are extinct.

Note to Nike

I may be going against the "innocent till proven..."
but I'd bet all the money that was won on his dog fights that Michael Vick is guilty.
If the dogs could talk, I'm sure they'd want him put in a cage with Mike Tyson and a hungry grizzly.

Or a grizzly and a hungry Mike Tyson.

Note To Dog Owners

Love is not: taking your dog to the dog park and having it sit by your feet for an hour and calling it exercise.

Love is not: feeding it your greesy junk food because "he likes it!"

Love is not: letting him get obese and continuing to feed him the same diet because, well, that's just how he is.

Love is not: changing the food product to a diet food, giving him giant treats all day because "he was hungry", give him no exercise then not noticing that the diet food made no differance, but you're really trying.

Love is not: getting a doggie door so he can get in and out to the back yard all day and saying he doesn't need a walk.

Love is : A warm puppy.

Note To David Chase

It was f-ing mother f-ing PERFECT.

Note To Paris

Here's your orange.
Here's your cornflakes.
Here's your anti-depressant.
Read a book.
Make a new friend.
Get a tattoo.
Alter your blues into a cute outfit.
Smoke a banana peel.
Watch some daytime TV.
Write a letter.
Read another book.
Get some corn-rows.
Learn a craft -
like making a shiv out of a toothbrush.
Buck up.

JUNE!!?? Didn't We Just Pay Our Taxes?

May ended with a smash line-up at Sit 'n Spin.
S'nS co-creator Maggie Rowe is always worth seeing even if the rest of the line-up isn't.
(Which wasn't the case last night - all were worthy)
Why the Hell she isn't on SNL is beyond me.
Claudia Lonow was titillating to say the least.
And Carol Leifer and Kevin Nealon - speaking of SNL - came out of hiding to treat us.
Okay - I don't know if they've really been in hiding, but I'm no longer a comedy groupie so I don't keep track.
Nevertheless, Carol's piece was sweet and funny, Kevin's was amusing and funny.
However - I was bemused later at the after-party (really just a meet-up at a bar) that when speaking to Kevin about his piece, saying that I identified, I learned that he wrote it a year ago.
Not that that would be competely out of the ordinary for someone, say, like me - but he's Kevin Nealon for chrissakes.

I might ask, is this what happens when you have babies? But then I know Carol just brought home a baby at Christmas and her piece was obviously fresh, so kudos to that.
This is all much ado about nothing I realize, but it's what's on my mind now.
Which is what Sit 'N Spin is supposed to be about. I thought.

Like when I arrived and ran into Gary Shapiro, I apologized for missing his last performance there.
He replied, "It's okay - it's not like I'll run out of material."
Eggsactly, Batman.