Check out Brian Frazer's very funny book Hyper Chondriac. I met Brian at the dog park where he fell in love with my dog but it turned out I worked with his wife on Hollywood Hellhouse. Small town, funny stuff.
The trailer for the book:
Moving creates a lot of trash.
And not to mention that within a week
we were using the air conditioning and are now very close to turning on the heat.
Anybody need a VCR?

Thursday Night, Farmers Market.
Deciding what to eat at the ridiculously badly-serviced Loteria.
I'm wearing my jean jacket with the Ramones logo safety-pinned to the back of it.
A ten-year-old girl says to me:
I like your jacket. Because I really like the Ramones.
Cool, I say. Me too.
Gabba Gabba Hey