December 04, 2006
The Spirit Of Christmas
Our first Christmas party of oh six kicked off the season in grand style.
And so it should be since it was hosted by the stylist to the Idols.
The theme was unbroken, except maybe the naughty stained glass penises. The valet parkers were nuns. The bartenders were alter boys. The food table provided several sacrificial lamb balls. There were pews to kneel on while ordering your cocktails and if you didn't kneel (or often even if you did) you were spanked with a ruler by some very bad and very near naked nuns. There was a confessional with a "naughty priest" to hear your sins - the line to see him was VERY long. There was a nativity scene with all sorts of barnyard animals giving me allergies - no camel however because "he was booked". (BTW - The animal handlers didn't seem too amused by their current gig - they noted that they "usually do chidrens parties" and at the end of the night a buzzed paritioner referred to them loudly as "brokeback". There were hundreds and hundreds of crosses everywhere which the host, otherwise known for the night as "Mary" with her glowing "pregnant" belly, clipped from the ceiling for you and planted a handful in everyone's car.
That's the naughty priest in the middle above, taking a break...
And angels greeted you as you arrived and then later handed you your goody bag, yawned and blessed you as you left. I asked the host how he could ever possibly top himself, but not surprisingly he already has the theme for next year all planned out.
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