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An 8-year-old girl who has a rare digestive disorder and cannot consume wheat has had her first Communion declared invalid because the wafer contained none. Take the survey. I'm allergic to holy water, but apparently that has something to do...


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August 14, 2004

Girl allergic to church doctrine

An 8-year-old girl who has a rare digestive disorder and cannot consume wheat has had her first Communion declared invalid because the wafer contained none.

Take the survey.

I'm allergic to holy water, but apparently that has something to do with these two bumps on my head.

(Via Rotten, which has the best headline: "God created little girl incapable of being Roman Catholic.")



COMMENTS

That's madness!

Christine  |  August 14, 2004 09:21 PM


I hope the child's parents walked out of the church, never to return. What hypocracy! If someone wishes to belong and participate in the ceremonies, it shouldn't matter if the communion wafer is an after dinner mint. Apparently "the church" won't recognize the first communion unless they make the little girl sick.

How stupid is that?

This reinforces my opinion of the Catholic Church.

Susan  |  August 15, 2004 09:40 AM

God obviously inflicted this girl on purpose so she couldn't share in communion and be a member of the church. Perhaps she's the anti-christ and allowing her communion would bring the second coming?

Ben  |  August 15, 2004 10:02 AM

This is the same crutch... er ... church that coddles known child molesters, but can't open their hearts to an 8 year old girl who by (according the church teachings) has been inflicted by God with this problem?

Feh!

No wonder people have stopped listening to the guy in the funny hat and the dress...

John Hoke  |  August 15, 2004 11:02 AM

Sounds like the kind of thing she might actually end up being thankful for, a few years down the line. Maybe it'll steer her in the right direction, towards understanding what the Catholic Church is all about.

Just a hope... and a fervent prayer! Like Bill Hicks would say.

Pierre  |  August 18, 2004 07:31 AM

"God created little girl incapable of being Roman Catholic."

Smirk-inducing, but short of the truth, like many a zinger. It seems she could have taken Communion via wine, but Mom has a vague problem with sips of alcohol.

Presumably she's purged the house of Nyquil and Robotussin as well.

Tom Bevan  |  August 18, 2004 11:32 AM

I agree, Tom. What kind of mother doesn't let her 8-year-old drink alcohol!

Brian Flemming  |  August 18, 2004 11:57 AM

Brian:

Well, 8 years out of the womb is a little late for fetal alcohol syndrome. And unless she's draining the cup to the dregs every week, there are exactly zero health concerns for an eight year old taking a sip of wine once per week.

IIRC, my off the boat Italian friends permitted a small glass of wine to kids of the same age once per week at the family Sunday dinner. No brain damage to the now-adult children I know (one's an engineer for Ford, so it may be hard to tell, I'll admit).

But if it makes everyone feel better to put all the blame for inflexibility on the (admittedly a fair target) bad old Catholic hierarchy, who am I to say different? If a parishioner wants the priest to consecrate dinner mints, Velveeta, corn chips or Alpo, the papists must bend. It's only fair.

Tom Bevan  |  August 19, 2004 06:51 AM

This is exactly why the Independent Catholic Movement is growing so fast in this country ! You can still be a Catholic, without Rome ! Come join us in the Reconciliation Catholic Church,
Hollywood, Florida !!

Bishop Hillis  |  August 19, 2004 07:30 PM

Don't get me going on THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH.

Do other denominations feel this way.....hummmmm.

I suppose then, that the ALCOHOLIC who is in recovery should also drink the wine offered, right? Wrong?

It gets harder everyday being a RC.
Being the Mom of more than one adult child, who as a child was molested, OK...I'm forced to say allegedly MOLESTED BY FR. RAYMOND PCOLKA, here in CT in the 70's......I personally think the church has its head up its YOU KNOW WHAT.

Ruthann Slossar  |  August 20, 2004 10:47 AM

Believe it or not, alcoholics are encouraged to pass on the cup and take the host instead. If the alcoholic suffered from celiac, the low-gluten wafer would be tried. In almost all but the most extreme cases of celiac, it works. The mother refused to even try that here. She may be justified--the article doesn't say how bad a case the girl suffers from. On the other hand, Mom may just be obstinate.

It's even worse for celiac sufferers who attend Eastern Catholic/Orthodox churches. In both, the bread and wine are combined and served via a common spoon. I imagine the ECs/EOs have worked something out, but it's easier at the More Evil™ Latin rite churches.

Tom Bevan  |  August 21, 2004 06:47 AM

And both the priest who molested your child and the bishop who let him have a parish should spend the rest of their misbegotten lives in prison.

For starters.

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