Conservatives for Kerry

They say:

Conservatives have historically stood as guardians of America's moral heritage, civic standards and national resources. Recently, however, this proud tradition has been sullied by an administration that uses the word "conservative" but betrays fundamental conservative principles. We have concluded that John Kerry is our best hope for the reinvigoration of our national pride, security and prosperity.

"Guardians of America's moral heritage"? What the hell does that even mean?

If it means anything at all, I'm not sure that the "heritage" that conservatives have labored to guard has historically been, um, "moral," on the whole (didn't conservatives historically stand as "guardians" of segregation? just saying), but, what the hell, they're making trouble for Bush, so I enthusiastically support Conservatives for Kerry.

From their blog:

A reader has alerted me to another alternative to George W. Bush for conservatives: Roy Moore is apparently considering a run for the presidency under the banner Constitution Party. Those of you who have been paying attention know Roy Moore as the judge who refused to remove a monument to the Ten Commandments from his courthouse, and lost his job as a result.

Hmm...let's see...John Kerry or Judge Roy Moore? Boy, that is a close call, isn't it? Almost as tough as choosing between, say, Dennis Kucinich and Pat Robertson. Six of one, six of the other, really. Also, I can't decide what to eat tonight--spaghetti or a giant plate of ten-penny nails.

(via Mac-a-ro-nies)